EWALT

EWALT: "Enough Women Are Like That"

This is the best response for the NAWALT crowd, and perhaps something for the AWALT crowd to consider.

Enough women are like that, meaning, the odds are against a man despite there being unicorns and needles in haystacks somewhere. Even with unicorns and needles, ALL women are equally weaponized by their new life preferred parther: the state. (Also known as "Big Daddy Gubmint")

If parachutes didn't open 50% of the time (like 50% of marriages fail) then we'd say: EPALT.

Enough Parachutes Are Like That

So, given the odds, I'm staying in the goddamned plane.